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Now With 0 Percent Real Ingredients Satire Tote Bag

Now With 0 Percent Real Ingredients Satire Tote Bag

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Product Details

  • Playful food parody design mocking artificial ingredients and plastic contamination
  • Ideal for clean eating rebels, environmental humor fans, and label skeptics
  • 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
  • Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
  • All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
  • Spot clean/dry clean only.


This item features a retro parody bursting with fake flavor and real sarcasm. The design mimics bright, nostalgic packaging and bold snack ads, but swaps wholesome ingredients for bottle caps, plastic forks, rubber scraps, and synthetic debris. Front and center, a cartoon badge reads “Certified Microplastic Meal,” while slogans like “Now With 0% Real Ingredients” and “Artificially Delicious” complete the satirical punch.Made for people who see through fake food marketing and care about what’s actually entering their bodies. Whether you follow clean eating, environmental news, or just want to call out the absurdity of modern packaging and pollution, this item delivers the message with color, energy, and wit.



  • Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
  • Date First Available ‏ : ‎ April 2, 2025
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ merch_template

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